There are times in our lives where we miss home. Whether it be a mile, a city, or a hemisphere away, we have a longing. Be our seperation due to school, work, or civil duty - the feeling is the same. All shades of the same color. Why do you miss home?
Once upon a time, I played yahoo sketch with a very cute girl. We won a trophy.
I was asked my opinion on an e-mail advertisement that someone wanted to do. I wrote in my opinion. 
This is a little monster that I decided to draw one day. I would put him in a box, and then let him out.
Here now. Who could say no to that face? All pencil drawn, and lopsided... command me stick child. COMMAND ME!
Hey look, some more math notes. I ran out of some space up top, so I had to make due with what was below.
Unfortunately, the only thing written was the wrong asymptote.
As a child, I recall such programs as Sesame Street, and... well, Sesame Street. Particularly the segments on learning (1-2-3-4,5, 6-7-8-9, 10, 11-12!). At one point I envisioned a part stick-figure, part monkey-man caricature (called a boggelisk), which would scream unintelligibly at the television audience. After disemboweling, or devouring a stickman, a kind voiced narrator would come on, and indicate the math problem which described this stick man's murder. The most usual operation? Subtraction. Division makes a few appearances, also.
Here is an old image I drew on a scrap of keno paper, during my freshman year of college. Would you laugh if I told you it summarizes a useful theory I picked up in Calculus, regarding the location and relation of positive and negative infinity?
Would you laugh if I killed your dog?
If you're curious about the nature of this site, discover the sordid truth.
P.S. This site looks best in Firefox.
All right boys and girls, this is functionally workable now. Could I have done more? Duh! Perhaps making more than a silly run down of everything I want to post would have been nice. A separate blathering section, and sketches section, mayhap.
What else? I suppose you want me to fetch you some tea and slippers? Get your own tea, dandy fop, and for the love of six-armed Christ, get your own slippers.
You heard me.
Anyway, some details are listed in the extended portion of this post. Click below.
Greetings all. I've made some progress on this layout. This is more to put text on the site than anything. Unfortunately I cannot continue progressing, as I'm being told to quit, and get ready to leave. I hate it when my bouts of productivity are interrupted. Oh well. What can you do. Anyway, I'll figure out a few of the design problems shortly.
Also, I'll start uploading some of the older drawings.
Also, I hate you.
